Thursday, December 31, 2015

A Politically Correct 2016

I must refrain from wishing you a Happy New Year. Although we are friends, I don’t really know most of you well enough to be confident that I am not offending you by wishing you a Happy New Year. In this new world of political correctness it is difficult to determine what may offend somebody in the potpourri of personalities that walk among us.
Why just today at least a half of dozen people have wished me a Happy New Year. These were people that I don’t even know…and they certainly do not know me. How do they know their heartfelt (maybe) wishes would not offend me?

How do they know that I, or anyone else for that matter, want to be Happy? Perhaps I would rather be sad, somber and low spirited. Maybe I wish for a melancholic future as the calendar changes; while the Red Hot Chili Peppers sing “Under the Bridge” to me over and over again.

New? They may not know the recipient of their well wishes is neophobic. The thought of anything new  will send shivers up the spine of the neophobe and causes beads of sweat to form on the forehead. And the thought of something as colossal as a year being new may very well send the neophobe into a spin that here-to-fore could only have been caused by global warming.

And maybe, just maybe the person you just sent your well wishes to is a monther. What is a monther you ask? Well in our new politically correct world where everyone is free to create their own moniker, syndrome or disorder—a monther is someone who does not recognize years. That is right (or politically correct anyway). Without regard to thousands of years of history, without care for what millions…no billions of others know to be true, and without a glance at one of the millions of calendars that will be printed with 2016 emblazoned across the front, the monther denies that the year ever existed. Why if I was a monther then I would be enlightened enough to recognize that in my life tomorrow just marks the beginning of January No. 58!


So we must be careful, my friends, when sending wishes to friends, family and even strangers on this eve of celebration. Without our caution, the Supreme Court may declare the perennial epigram—Happy New Year—as offensive and degrading to the few monthers that bide among the compos mentis.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

An Old Christmas Story

Do you want to hear a good Christmas story? See that house over there, the red brick one with the large oak tree in the front yard? Inside that house is a young girl that has lost hope this Christmas season. Her grandmother also lives there; it is her story, her Christmas story that you should hear. See that window just to the right of the oak tree? That is the kitchen window. The girl and her grandmother are in there now. If you go stand by the tree, you will be able to hear her story. The grandmother left the window open just enough to cool the Christmas pies. You will be able to smell those also. You would think that you entered Heaven’s bakery! But you mustn’t touch. Just listen.

“What do you want most for Christmas this year?” Her grandmother asked.
Carmen thought for a moment. She didn’t want to hurt her grandmother’s feelings, but Carmen already knew that this Christmas would not be like the ones of the past. Grandpa had died in the spring of the year and her grandmother had moved in with her family. Grandma living with them really wasn’t so bad—Carmen had to share a room with her little sister so that Grandma could have her own room—but her kid sister looked up to her and she kind of liked that.
In August, her father had lost his job. That was the real problem. He was working now, but not making as much money. Mom said they had fallen behind on so many bills that it would be well into the new year before they caught up. Carmen knew that having a nice Christmas was more important for her little sister, Beth. Beth was only seven years old and not old enough yet to understand things like past due bills.
Her parents had never discussed things like finances with her. They were always very careful to speak about such things only if the children were not in the room, even when things had still been good. Her dad was always saying, “Let kids be kids. No reason to make them grow up too fast.” Mom thought he was being over-protective. Dad said that was his job.
 Carmen had turned thirteen this year. She was a teenager! So when her mother had sat down to talk about this year’s Christmas, telling her how difficult it would be to surround the tree with gifts, she felt very mature. Very grown up. (And maybe just a little sad.)
Carmen thought about her grandmother’s question. The truth was—she really wasn’t looking forward to Christmas at all. If she could have anything she wanted for Christmas she would want things back the way they were. The life she had before grandpa died, before her dad lost his job. She wanted her parents to be able to answer the phone without fear that it was another bill collector calling. 
She wanted her own room back.
She didn’t say any of this to her grandmother.

“I don’t know Grandma; I haven’t really thought a lot about it.”
Her grandmother smiled, looking at her first grandchild. She admired Carmen’s long dark hair that flowed effortlessly over her shoulders. Her own hair had been like that so many years ago. Now it was short and silver, very grandmotherly-like.
“Well how about a real nice brush? Your hair is so beautiful and should be cared for with the finest of brushes.”
“That would be nice Grandma. But I have a good brush. Besides you shouldn’t be spending money on such things. Dad said we should all be saving in case the unexpected comes again.”
“Your father is just like his father. Pennywise to the core.” She said smiling. “But it is Christmas! A time for joy and putting smiles on the face of children.”
“That’s right Grandma…children. I’m not a child anymore, you know? I am thirteen, remember? Besides, I just can’t get excited about Christmas this year.”
“No! Don’t say that Carmen! Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. Not just for the presents and Christmas music. Not even because of the decorated trees or family reunions or the wonder it brings. Every year Christmas marks a new beginning. It brings us hope for the future.” Her grandmother had walked over to the kitchen table and sat down across from her granddaughter.
“Christmas is for children. But children come in all shapes and sizes…and ages.” Her grandmother added.
“Mom said that there won’t be a lot of hope in the New Year. She said it is going to be a while before we get caught up on things. It really hasn’t been a very good year Grandma.” Carmen sighed, playing with the waffles on her plate. She didn’t feel much like eating either.
 “Your mom may be right, only time will tell. But that is not the kind of hope that I am speaking of.”
A puzzled look came over Carmen’s face.
“The hope, the true hope that I speak of, is the hope that came with the very first Christmas.” Her grandmother picked up a fork and stabbed a piece of waffle from Carmen’s plate, “Someone has to eat it.” She said smiling and plopping the morsel in her mouth.

Carmen knew what was coming next. Grandma could find a reason to talk about the Bible in just about any conversation. Every Sunday since she had moved into their house, Grandma invited the girls to come to church with her. Carmen’s Mom and Dad didn’t attend church very often, usually just at Easter and Christmas. They didn’t mind Grandma extending her invitation, but Carmen’s mother did tell Grandma it was up to the children to decide to go or not. Beth went with her grandmother every Sunday and sometimes on Wednesdays too, if she didn’t have homework. Carmen had only gone a handful of times and she had attended the Vacation Bible School over the summer…that had been lots of fun. But she didn’t really like getting up early on Sundays to go and listen to someone talk about things she didn’t really understand.

 Just as she knew she would, her grandmother began to speak—
“Do you know the story of the first Christmas, Carmen?’ She asked.
“Yes. I have heard it many times. You tell it every Christmas Grandma.” Carmen said matter-of-factly.
The tea kettle on top of the stove began to whistle its tune.
“Ah, the water is ready,” Grandma said, “Would you like some hot chocolate? It is a perfect morning for a nice warm treat.”
She didn’t wait for her granddaughter to answer; walking to the cupboard she removed two Santa mugs from the shelf and made the chocolate drink. Carmen could see the steam rising above the ceramic Santa cap.
“Marshmallows?” She asked.
“No thank you.”
The little round lady with the silver hair returned to the table and sat one hot mug in front of Carmen.
“Now tell me, what do you remember about the Christmas story?”

Carmen felt irritation trying to surface. She didn’t want to be rude or irritated towards her grandmother. All she wanted to do was to finish her breakfast and then go find her friends outside. It had snowed enough to have an epic snowball fight—boys verse girls!

“Grandma I have heard that old story so many times. It’s about a baby, his parents, no room at the inn, and about three old men bringing gifts. Blah, blah blah…”
As soon as the third “blah” left her lips Carmen regretted it.
“I’m sorry Grandma,” she said, “it’s just that the stories from the Bible are hard to understand, with all the “thee’s” and “thou’s”. I guess maybe when I am grown up I will understand them more.”
“That may be true Carmen. But did you know that old story is about children?”
Carmen’s brow crinkled with wrinkles, looking amazingly like her father deep in thought.
“I know there is a baby…”
“Actually there are two babies. Mary, the mother of Jesus had cousin named Elizabeth…”
“Just like my sister!” Carmen exclaimed.
“Yes, just like your sister. Well anyway, the angel named Gabriel appeared before Elizabeth’s husband, a man named Zacharias. Gabriel told him that his wife, Elizabeth, was going to have a baby, a baby boy. That baby would be called John.”
“I don’t remember there being a baby called John.” Carmen said.
“Well there was. But the Bible tells us his story after he is all grown up. Gabriel told Zacharias, “And many of the children of Israel shall he turn to the Lord their God.” And he did! He was called John the Baptist.”
“I do remember reading about him.” Carmen chimed. “Were there any other children in the Christmas story?”
“Oh yes!” Grandma said snatching another piece of waffle from her plate. “There was Mary.”
“Mary? Jesus’ mother, Mary?” Carmen asked.
“The very one.” Answered her grandmother.
“She wasn’t a child.”
“Oh she probably was. Historians believe she was probably just fourteen or fifteen years old. Mary was just a little older than you Carmen.”
“That is very young to be a mother, isn’t it Grandma?”
“Well things were much different then, Carmen. I do know this; God chose Mary to be the mother of Jesus, and that is all I need to know.”
“So two babies and Mary. Were there any other children, Grandma?”
“Yes indeed. But let’s not get there too fast.” She stood to get another cup of hot chocolate. From the counter she spoke—
“You remember, Carmen, Joseph and Mary had traveled to a city called Bethlehem in order to pay to Caesar his taxes. Many families had also come to the city to be counted in the census. Joseph and Mary were unable to find a room in which they could spend the night.”
“So they had to stay in a barn!” Carmen called out.”
“Yes, a barn or a stable.” Grandma replied, returning to the table with a fresh mug of hot chocolate.
“That must have been awful for them Grandma.”
“You would think so, wouldn’t you? But it was that night, in that dirty old stable, that God chose to bring into the world a baby. A baby who would change this world forever. So in that old stable, with the animals as witnesses, Mary gave birth to a baby boy. And gently she laid him in the manger to keep him warm. And she would name him Jesus.”
“We have a nativity under the Christmas tree Grandma. It is really pretty.”
“I know, I saw it, and it is very beautiful. It reminds us of the reason we celebrate Christmas.”
“You said there were more children in the story.”
“And there were. In a field, not too far away from Bethlehem, there were shepherds watching over their sheep. They would keep watch the whole night through to make sure no uninvited beasts would harm the flock.”
“Were there children there too?” Carmen asked.
“Most of the shepherds were just young boys. From an early age they were taught by their fathers to protect the family’s flock. And on that night, more than two thousand years ago. The Angel of the Lord appeared before them. Oh, those young boys were so afraid. They had never seen such a sight.”

Carmen’s grandmother paused, sipping her chocolate, she looked out the kitchen window at the snow falling from the gray skies, each flake dancing for just a moment on the cold air before descending to the snow-covered ground.

“What did they do Grandma?”
“They listened. The angel spoke to them saying, “Fear not: for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Savior, which is Christ the Lord.”

“Oh my dearest granddaughter, can you imagine what a sight this must have been for those young boys. In the dark of night, an angel appears and tells them that the Christ has been born!”
“What happened next Grandma?” Carmen asked.
“Well suddenly the sky was filled with angels, heavenly hosts, singing praise to God—peace on earth and goodwill toward men.
Do you hear the bells they’re ringing?” Carmen sang, “I know that song Grandma, we sang it in choir this year.”
“And it was wonderful.” She said.  “After the angels were gone these shepherd boys knew they must go to Bethlehem and see the baby who would be a King. So leaving their sheep, wasting not a moment, they ran to Bethlehem.”
“Did they get to see him? Did they see the baby Jesus?” Carmen was sitting on the edge of her seat.
“Well yes they did. So now Carmen, what have we seen so far in this old Christmas story?”
“What do you mean Grandma?” Carmen asked.
“Carmen, did you hear the hope?”
Carmen shook her head, “I don’t think so.”
“Well let’s see. Joseph and Mary had to leave their home…just like me. Only for different reasons, but leaving home is always difficult. You see when you leave home you leave behind those things that make memories come alive. Joseph and Mary didn’t even know where they would stay when they arrived in Bethlehem, but God made them a way. Just like he did for me.”
“Here, in our home!” Carmen said.
“And now I can make new memories! Joseph and Mary would never forget that night, I am quite sure of that.”
“Did Joseph lose his job like my Dad?”
“We don’t really know about that. Joseph and Mary had to travel all the way from Nazareth to Bethlehem by foot. That’s almost eighty miles. Now during their journey, which probably took about seven or eight days, Joseph wouldn’t have been working. So that young couple would have depended on God to provide for them. Just as he did for you and your family!
“Wow!” Carmen exclaimed.
“You see even when we go through hard times, God still provides us hope. If we believe in Him.”
“What about the shepherd boys, Grandma? What about their hope?”
“Well I didn’t finish the story now did I?” The shepherd boys traveled all the way to the City of David, Bethlehem. When the saw the baby Jesus they were so amazed.”

Her Grandma thought for a moment—looking at her grandchild.
And when they had seen, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning this child.”
Carmen asked, “What does that mean Grandma?”
“It means, my dear child, that they traveled everywhere telling everyone the good news—a child had been born in Bethlehem, a child which is Christ the Lord.”
Her grandmother paused again.
“It is only with hope…Christmas hope…that one could carry such a message. And it is only with belief that one can have such hope!”

Grandma stood up from the table and stretched her arms high above her head. With a little yawn and a quiet smile, she looked out the kitchen window, over the pies and to the old oak tree—
“Do you believe?”


The End

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