God Did That

I have a secret that most of you probably don’t know about—I enjoy talking to evolutionist. Not just talking, I receive great pleasure from exploring their thought process. It’s fun. I have learned not to try and debate them about the flaws in their theories…they are simply incapable of speaking and listening during a conversation. If I point out a flaw they simply repeat what they said, sometimes rearranging their words as if some mystical power lies in the order of speech, ignoring whatever input I had in the conversation.

For years I attempted this technique before realizing the flaws in my own approach. And then one sunny winter day when the world was moving slowly allowing for clear thought, a new, and as it turns out flawless response evolved out of thin air.

Three words—God did that.

I have discovered that even the most devoted Neo-Darwinist cannot respond with a well thought out retort to my statement—God did that.

If the Evolutionist is spouting off about evolutionary fluctuations among birds, finches seem to be their favorite; I do not challenge their theory. I simply reply God did that.

When the student of evolution is bold enough to approach the subject of Gradualism, quoting one of their hero’s, Ernst Mayr, “All evolution is due to the accumulation of small genetic changes”,  I simply reply-God did that.

If this same narrow-minded evolutionist proudly describes the Baldwin Effect, a ridiculous principle stating that behavior will somehow gradually reshape genetic profiles, I reply—God could do that too!

Sometimes this miniature Darwin wanna-be will even spout off about Mechanisms of Selection. Belief in this nonsense must be a prerequisite of entering the Evolutionist Society Club. This Mechanisms of Selection also allows the Darwin wanna-be to shore up their next argument about choice and homosexuality. Sexual Selection is defined as an adaptation where sexual partners are chosen based on specific and uncontrollable cues. You know my response—“God did that…He created man and woman and choice (freewill). The student almost inevitably will scratch their head after my reply, trying to determine if I just agreed with them or not.

Big Bang—“God did that.”

Bottom dwelling single cell scum to intelligent life form— “God did that”

Dinosaurs—“God did that.”

Ice age—“God did that.”

Global warming…well—“Gore did that one”

It doesn’t matter what the Evolutionist says or believes because…”God did that!”

Next time you run across one these Mal-informed thinkers, have some fun. Limit your words, your retorts, your debates, to these three simple words. And then tell them you are practicing an economy of words…they will love you even more.